Fashionating
I would like to take a moment to bestow judgement upon people I don’t know and share some of my favorite and least favorite dresses from tonight’s Oscars. (Ok I know the alignment is messed up but it’s late and I’m too tired to mess with it. I’ll fix it later.)
Love It:
Cameron Diaz - probably my favorite gown of the night.
Emily Blunt - sexy British babe extraordinaire.
Samatha Harris - don’t know who she is but I like her dress.
Rinko Kikuchi - wow this bitch is skinny, but again, nice dress.
Helen Mirren - always oozing classy sexiness.
Hate It:
Elizabeth Shue - strange necklace + wrinkled, shapeless dress = not even your gorgeous shoes can save you.
Jennifer Hudson - I really like her gown but what’s up with the silver snakeskin THING she’s wearing on her shoulders? Is she going to the Oscars at the international space station?
Anne Hathaway - what could have been a beautiful gown was inadvertently ruined when this parasitic bow decided to use her as its next host.
Jessica Biel - this just says “80s aerobics instructor” to me.
Not Dead
Just wanted to let the Internet know that I am indeed still alive. I’ve been bummed out the last couple of weeks, but I feel like things might be looking up. The glass isn’t half full yet, but it’s not half empty, either. More like just half there.
Hopefully I’ll have something interesting to say in the near future.
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