Big Man on Campus
Professor Kram: Josh, will you take a look at this model and tell me about how many centimeters it is from the heel to the ankle joint?
Josh: Hmmm… I’d say 2 or 3.
Professor Kram: Really? Usually guys tend to overestimate lengths.
*class bursts out laughing*
(And it’s about 5 centimeters, in case anyone was wondering.)
Filed under Uncategorized | Comment (1)To The Guy With The Glitter on His Chest…
Thank you for dancing with me, even though I’m sure you really wanted to dance with the tall blonde guy instead. I didn’t anticipate feeling so left out at a gay bar. And how sweet of you to offer to make out with me when you saw how well my friend was “getting to know” Todd on the dance floor. I’ll be sure to have Dan check out your brand of cologne, because it smelled delicious.
Filed under Uncategorized | Comments (3)Briefly Beautiful
While walking on campus yesterday I happened to glance up and see this cloud, which had been grey only a minute before, on fire. In less than a minute it was grey again.
Age of Information
Text message received from Dan:
“You’re cute! Will you bear my children?”
Awwwwww…
Filed under Uncategorized | Comments OffCh-ch-ch-ch-changes
The boy I was head over heels for in 7th, 8th, and 9th grades has gone from a cool preppy/rebellious boy to a cowboy. He’s majoring in “ranch management” at Texas Christian University.
This is completely blowing my mind right now.
Filed under Uncategorized | Comments (3)Just Like Her Mother
Here it is, irrefutable proof that Muffin is MY cat. If we weren’t different species I’d swear we share the same shoe gene.
Hazardous
Well, it’s official - I have my first sex-related injury, a very bruised tailbone. Ow ow ow ow ow. It was totally worth it, though.
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