We’re #5!
I just read in the paper that Austin (my hometown) is officially America’s fifth drunkest city. Y’all done me proud!
Filed under Uncategorized | Comment (0)Vegas Photos!
The “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” mantra doesn’t apply when you bring a digital camera! Luckily I don’t have any pictures of anything overly debaucherous. Mostly it’s just us ladies being the gorgeous creatures that we are. Enjoy!
Us at Denver International Airport waiting for our flight to board:
Getting ready to go to Tao shortly after checking in:
Fast forward to getting ready to go to Light and Pure on night 2 (nothing terribly interesting happened during our first day there - mostly we just slept):
And our drunk asses after getting back to the hotel:
Lisa and the Ukranian guy who fell in love with her:
Us passing out on a bench at Mandalay Bay because the stupid Luxor doesn’t have a late checkout option so we had to get up at 10 am after going to bed at 6 am:
The lions at the MGM Grand, who were sleeping on the top of this plexiglass walkway so you could see them all smooshed against the glass:
Lisa wearing a funny lion hat from the MGM giftshop:
And that’s it! Going to Vegas was so much more exhausting than I anticipated. Note to self: be sure hotel has late checkout next time.
School starts tomorrow. Thank God I have late classes and won’t be completely thrown off by my crazy sleep schedule. Good luck to Sam and Corley at UNT and UT! Kick some ass, smartypantses!
Oh, and also, Sam wins the prize for the correct number of shoes I need for a two-day trip to Vegas. Although I only ended up wearing five of the six pairs I brought since I didn’t change from Day Outfit #2 to Flying Outfit #2. Way to know me like the back of your hand, Sam. *Bises*
Filed under Uncategorized | Comment (1)Pop Quiz
Who can guess how many pairs of shoes I require for a two-day, two-night trip to Las Vegas? Anyone?
Filed under Uncategorized | Comments (3)Just A Quick Note
I’m head over heels for a new guy and thus have been spending every waking minute with him or swooning over him, so I apologize for the lack of posts both recently and in the near future.
Also, falling in love is the greatest diet on the planet. Who wants to eat when you’re this happy?
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I suppose this story starts last month when I was dogsitting my uncle’s dog, Elsie. The cats holed themselves up in Lisa’s room for the week and, needless to say, it didn’t smell very good in there by the time Elsie left. My solution? Close Lisa’s bedroom door and the smell magically disappears!
In a last-ditch attempt to de-stink her room before she gets back, I’ve left her sliding glass door open with a fan going for the past few days. And apparently, screen doors are no deterrent to some very disgustingly scary bugs.
Normally I am not afraid of spiders in the least. If I find one in the house, I get a kleenex and flush the sucker down the toilet. No big deal. However, when I picked a blanket up off the floor and was greeted by this monster, I actually screamed.
(Shown here with my poorly-manicured finger for scale.)
I then proceeded to have a full-on freak out fest complete with pacing, hyperventilating, and countless omigods. Then I squashed the fucker with my rainboot. But holy shit, right?
Filed under Uncategorized | Comment (1)I *Heart* My Mother
And the award for best moment ever goes to…
Talking my mom into playing three rounds of Dance Dance Revolution with me. So hilarious.
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