So Very, Very Good
I’m going to post the singlemost delicious recipe known to man… haystacks. Except I’m changing the name to Orgasmastacks, because they are just that good. Samantha, you have changed my life.
1. Melt 11oz (total) of chocolate and peanut butter chips, using your chocolate:peanut butter ratio of choice.
2. Pour half a box of Fiber One cereal into a big bowl, and pour the gooey deliciousness over the top. Stir to coat the cereal.
3. Make little mounds of orgasm and chill until the coating hardens.
4. Eat your heart out. Since they have so much fiber in them, they’re pseudo good for you!
I just had one and let me tell you, it was the best thing to happen to me all year.
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The good news is Ginny asked me to come back to work today! I had a feeling they would ask me back, and I’m glad they did. I miss that little bar. I should be starting again in a few weeks.
The bad news is our case wasn’t dismissed in court today (something about the prosecuting attorney “not having enough information”). They offered us deferred adjudication, where we would plead guilty to the charges but we wouldn’t be sentenced as long as a) all the Back Room employees attend TIPS training within 60 days, and b) I don’t get convicted of any overserving charges in the next year, after which our plea would be withdrawn and the charges dropped. Yeah, real nice of them, but I am NOT pleading guilty to something I didn’t do. So Tom is getting a lawyer and we have to go back on December 6. I would like to take this opportunity to politely raise my middle finger at the Louisville PD.
ONE day until my birthday! I can’t even describe the level of excitement that has been reached.
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Thank God this week is almost over. Yet another one with three tests! In my mind, I see all the professors getting together before the semester starts and plotting against me: “Okay, how can we make Emily’s life even more stressful this time?”
My major is almost officialy changed. I’ve settled on Integrative Physiology. Still sounds impressive, huh? I’ll either go to nursing school or physical therapy school after I graduate.
The bad news is that changing my major this late in the game is going to set me back quite a bit. Next semester I’m taking AN INTRO CLASS. AS IN A 1000-LEVEL CLASS. Forgive me for being arrogant but I somehow feel like that’s a little bit beneath me at this point. But, it’s a requirement for the degree. *sigh* I also have to take stupid General Chemistry 2, which I have managed to avoid taking so far but can no longer get away without it. And good ol’ General Physics 1. So lots of lower-division courses… but chem and phys are both worth 5 credit hours so I know they’ll be a lot of work. Hopefully I won’t end up with my foot in my mouth for complaining about having to take them.
Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God my birthday is in 6 days.
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Well America, here is the man you have chosen to represent you.
“As you know, we don’t have relations with Iran. I mean, that’s ever since the late 70s, we have no contacts with them, and we’ve totally sanctioned them. In other words, there’s no sanctions - you can’t - we’re out of sanctions.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Annandale, VA, Aug. 9, 2004
“I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn’t cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Washington D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
“September the 11th changed me. I remember the day I was in the — at Ground Zero, on September the 4th, 2001. It’s a day I will never forget.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Lilitz, PA, Oct. 27, 2004
“If you want to be blunt about what has taken place, sometimes when you don’t measure, you just shuffle kids through. Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
“Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sep. 17, 2004
“We don’t want to discourage the innovators and those who take risks because they’re afraid of getting sued by a lawsuit.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jun. 24, 2004
“By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Dallas, TX, Jul. 18, 2003
“It’s essential that we be successful at transforming the police force into — and the forces that are there to protect infrastructure into a viable force which works, with a good command structure, an Iraqi command structure, so that projects can forward.”
-Pres. George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 20, 2004
And that’s just a random sampling. They say this guy went to Yale???
Still 14 days until my birthday
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Call it youthful optimism or naïveté, but I had such high hopes for the election. I mean, how could Kerry possibly lose? Surely America had had enough evil. Apparently not. But I’m still damn proud of myself for getting off my butt and voting, because even with all the movements to get young people to vote my generation still seems apathetic about it. Here’s a tip guys (very nicely worded by Rob): if you don’t vote, you don’t have the right to complain about the state of our nation. Period.
But it’s not over yet, so I’ll stay optimistic. I am really disappointed that the ammendment to split up Colorado’s electoral votes - or as I like to call it, Ammendment Awesomeness - didn’t pass. I was so looking forward to having Kerry get half of our electoral votes, but the Republican majority has conspired against it. Boooo that.
So, if Bush doesn’t happen to be re-defeated, who wants to move to Europe with me? Paris, London anyone?
14 days until my birthday.
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